Friday, June 24, 2011

『Step說:Corporate finance教の是什麽? 』

+教室の鐘聲響起+
同學們陸陸續續の進課室了
今天 Corporate Finance要教の是什麽?

Loan Shark!
忘了老師怎麽把它扯進來了
沒錯の話 好像是這樣の

他說:
if you want to set up a business
80% of your capital must be your own money
or comes from the profit that you earned
15% comes from common stock
5% borrow from bank or issue bond
BUT
better don't borrow money from loan shark
cantonese called 大耳窿
or else har
that is the END of your life!!!
you borrow rm1 today, after 1 year, u need to pay rm90,000
if you borrow many, then DIE lar!
no business can earn such a huge profit to pay back the interest.
So, better don't borrow from LOAN SHARK.
(好笑在 他一直都在mention大耳窿和LOAN SHARK這兩個字)

+放學鐘聲響起了+
今天我學到有意義の一課
借大耳窿 = end of your life

同學們 你學到了嗎?

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